The Positive Side of Life

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!.. "And that person was me.".....